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If Jesus twittered

By May 6, 2009No Comments

My friend, Steve Lindsley, tried to imagine what it might look like if Jesus twittered. I don’t know much about this but I’m told that your message can only be 140 characters long. This may be another version of bumper sticker theology. Let me share with you some of the twitters that he had and see if it sparks anything in your mind.

Out here with cuz John. Not too keen on baptizing me. I’ll try to convince him. Dove from heaven will help.

Desert is no picnic – literally. Haven’t eaten in days. Even the rocks look tasty, but someone else already beat me to that idea.

I’m telling ya, it doesn’t matter how old you are. Moms can’t stop bragging on their kids. So now this wedding party is really rockin’

Hey Peter, we know you’re a fisherman. When someone asks you to follow him, no need for the salty language. Little ears around.

Went back to old temple, read scripture, place went nuts. Some old guy told me I should’ve taken Preaching 101. umm, I’ll look into it

Note to self: if you ever do this again, instruct disciples to always let crippled guy on mat in front door. Dude’s roof is trashed

On a mountain. Okay, a hill. Lots of people. When I tell them that peacemakers are blessed, will they really get what I’m saying?

Pharisees were at it with me again. I know it’s not their fault; they’re doing what they think is right. Will need to dine with them soon.

You might have some fun developing your own. It’s a whole lot better than playing computer solitaire.

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