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Punchy Prayer Format

By May 19, 2009No Comments

You can check yesterday’s blog for an explanation of the format. The fun is imagining what God’s response might be to our complainig. Here are some samples of my attempt.

Lord, I said
Reading the Bible
is too confusing.
Getting the dust off
is a good beginning, God said.

Lord, I said,
When are you going
to do something
about world hunger.

I’m waiting to find
one more person who cares, God said.

Lord, I said
Don’t you know the people
in this church
are a bunch of hypocrites?

I’ll start by forgiving you, God said.

Lord, I said
Religion doesn’t seem
reasonable to me.

I’ve often thought the same
about your life, God said.

More tomorrow.

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