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Clean Swearing

It’s hard to be pious as a clergy. You find yourself in so many situations when most people would swear a blue streak¸ but that is frowned upon for properly pious clergy.

I figure we need to develop a properly pious way of expressing our feelings.

We could say something like: (You can translate according to your taste.)

           “You copulating small piece of human excretion, what gives you the right to sexually acting out say such a thing to me?  I am a person of the cloth, generic divinity assign you to the third level of a three story universe.  May the fires of the home of a pitch forked fallen angel cook your rear anatomy.

“You are an intercoursing Richard head.” There is no way that I am going to sexually acting out let an, intellectually underachieving, round space in the rear portion of the human anatomy talk to me in that way.

I fornicating don’t give a generic divinity condemning rats rear anatomy what you do. Why don’t you go drive a small piece of metal into a piece of wood yourself. You are full of human waste products, do you know that? I’m not going to let a male child of an unmarried female or perhaps the offspring of a dog in heat like you release liquid by-product all over me. Proceed to know yourself in the biblical sense.

Give yourself permission to translate and enjoy the ridiculousness of all the filthy talk we use in society.

My book doesn’t use such language, but at times, at least in private, it does give me a laugh.