FOR YOUR READING, HOPEFULLY LAUGHING PLEASURE
SOMETIMES WE THINK TOO MUCH
An Imam, a Rabbi, and a Pastor go into a bar and take a seat at the bar. The bartender approached and said, “What’s your pleasure, gents.”
The three immediately got into a deep theological discussion about the meaning of the word pleasure.
The bartender never did get their order, but he did offer pleasure to seven other customers who came in after them.
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THE ELDERLY HAVE THEIR OWN AGENDA
An Imam, a Rabbi, and a Pastor were invited to speak at a retirement community. The first one rose and opened by saying, “So how are we feeling this evening?” After the audience responded there was no more time for the three visitors to speak.
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A HEAVENLY DISCUSSION
A Rabbi, an Imam, a conservative pastor, and a liberal pastor all died on the same day and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Peter greeted them and pointed to a large life-size portrait of Jesus, asking “Who do men say that he is?”
Each man looked at the portrait.
The Rabbi said, “My people believe that he was a good, Torah believing Jew that his followers misunderstood.”
The Imam looked at the portrait and said, “We believe that he was a prophet that we revere, but like most prophets, very few listened to him.”
The conservative pastor declared that he was the savior who you had to accept to be saved and therefore the others were not saved.”
The liberal pastor said, “’Who do MEN say . . ? That is a sexist question. You should be more sensitive in your word choice.”
Peter said: “Actually I meant men. The Lord always told us to take on the biggest challenges first. How many times past 70 times 7 should I go?
Good ones! Thanks for the relief.